{"id":133,"date":"2013-06-13T21:08:12","date_gmt":"2013-06-13T21:08:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redeemedman.wordpress.com\/?page_id=133"},"modified":"2014-09-09T14:23:01","modified_gmt":"2014-09-09T14:23:01","slug":"why-do-i-love-my-dog","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/redeemedman.org\/?page_id=133","title":{"rendered":"Why do I Love my Dog Holly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why do I Love my Dog,<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-154 size-full\" src=\"httP:\/\/redeemedman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/holly-brown-eyes.jpg\" alt=\"Holly Brown Eyes\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/><br \/>\nWhen she steals my lunch time apple from my dozing hand?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s those big brown eyes that say &#8220;I love you daddy&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Why do I love my Dog,<br \/>\nWhen she sits on my lap and burps in my face?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s those big brown eyes that say &#8220;I love you daddy&#8221;.&lt;<\/p>\n<p>Why do I Love my Dog,<br \/>\nWhen she cuddles up to me on the sofa and assaults my nose with noxious flatulence?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s those big brown eyes that say &#8220;I love you daddy&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Why do I Love my Dog,<br \/>\nWhen she raids\u00a0 my bin, and eats my used tissues?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s those big brown eyes that say &#8220;I love you daddy&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-156 size-full\" src=\"httP:\/\/redeemedman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/holly-toilet-roll.jpg\" alt=\"Holly Toilet Roll\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/>Why\u00a0 do I Love my Dog,<br \/>\nWhen she follows the horses through the woods and eats their &#8220;Apples&#8221;?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s those big brown eyes and waggy tail that say &#8220;I love you daddy&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Why do I Love my Dog,<br \/>\nWhen she wakes me at 2:00 in the morning, with her feet on my chest and paws on the window sill barking out the window at that vicious fox?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s those big brown eyes that say &#8220;I&#8217;ll protect you daddy&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Why do I Love my Dog,<br \/>\nWhen she wakes me at 4:00 in the morning by standing on my chest with her rubber ball in her mouth?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s those big brown eyes and waggy tail that say &#8220;It&#8217;s play time daddy&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Why do I Love my Dog? &#8211; It&#8217;s those Big brown Eyes!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why do I Love my Dog, When she steals my lunch time apple from my dozing hand? 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